''Piss off! How old do you think we are?'' ''Meg Ryan, movie star?! I'll be the judge of that.''
''Time is like a stretched elastic band. You can't let it go or it'll come
back and take your eye out.''
''Eddy, your stomach's just like a dog waiting to be fed - it just hangs
there until you want to kick it.''
''One snap of my fingers and I can raise hemlines so high the whole world's
"Is it a bee????"
''Care about her? You may dress like a Christian but the similarity ends
"There's nothing macho about having an O level in maths, a floppy disc
drive and a personality bypass."
"The last mosquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford
''Darling, if you want to talk bollocks and discover the meaning of life,
you're better off downing a bottle of whiskey. Atleast that way, you're unconscious by the time you start to take yourself
''Hello, Alex. This is the mood board for the next edition: sex, b*tch,
aristo, sex, punk, whore, b*tch, prossie, lesie, punk, tart, slut. Oh but Alex, Alex, with
lovely shoes. ''
''Patsy Stone! I hope you´re wearing thick
''You don´t need an O-level to operate a syringe''
''How many times in my
life have I nearly overdosed.....I think i can survive a patch!''